School

I know most of you are expecting a "Random things I do for no reason #2" but I'm not. Because this is my blog. I get to do what I want with it. 

You see, school has been the bane of my existence. I've hated it for as long as I can remember. I'm socially awkward, I say the wrong things at the wrong time and sometimes I'm just plain oblivious. And the feeling of hatred is mutual - school hates me too!

Last time I wrote a poem for school - The Land of Silence. 

That was because I was in a revolutionary mood at the time and wanted to overthrow the school board and take over my school. The problem is - I'm still kinda stuck in that phase. Listening to "Revolting Children" from Matilda the Musical certainly hasn't helped. At all. 

I don't hate school because I get bad grades. I mean - my grades aren't the best - I certainly won't win any awards or anything. My grades are painstakingly average. I hate school for all the reasons everyone else hates school.

WHY I HATE SCHOOL - 

I have to wake up early.

I have to cram a bunch of useless stuff in my head.

I have to sit in one place in complete silence for hours on end.

Hindi.

They don't have proper benches.

The tables are falling apart. 

Most teachers have bad grammar (this is just a me thing) 

Hindi.

Uniform.

Boys.

Paper wastage.

Maths.

HINDI.

The rules.

Did I mention HINDI???????????????

Why I LIKE School.

Friends.

History.

Library

Plenty of time in classes to doodle funny comics.

As you can see, the hate list is quite bigger than the like list. I can't believe the summer's gonna be over in a week. To add to that, I'm going to Ninth grade! NINTH GRADE!

The grade where there is NOTHING! No OPTIONALS. No BIRTHDAYS. Probably no ART!

My life is gonna end before it even starts! But there was one small good thing about Ninth grade. I would get to to drop hindi. Hindi was a thing of the past. Hindi? I didn't even know such a thing existed! But then - the STUPIDEST POLICY EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF POLICIES was made...

Hindi's back. Now with no art, or - or ANYTHING!

Did I mention my life was over. 

But I suppose I make the best out of it. I'm becoming fourteen! Which is even better than thirteen! Though the best ages were 11 and 12 no doubt. Maybe I can create a bucket list-

My all of a sudden bucket list for the coming year

Get full marks in at least one exam

Paint my face rainbow...again.

Get my darn book published

reach a hundred posts on this blog

reach 50000 views on this blog.

makw atleast two new friends.

I have two of best friends in my new class, however! Mimi and Al!

Panda is in another class though :(

I have a few other friends but most of my class also contains the worst boys in the grade...so that will be  FUN!!! (That's sarcasm if you couldn't tell)

So I stand here, fingers crossed that I make it through this school year alive.

FROM YOUR TO-BE NINTH GRADER

N.M SIRIUS

SIRIUS OUT!