THE KOALA KRONICLES - And the Indian Man
Oi! Hey there! I'm Charles Dickens, a stuffed Koala you would find on NM Sirius's nightstand.
But I'm no ordinary koala. I'm a secret spy from the Australian Marsupial Effect Node. Or AMEN for short.
Our organisation is not of real koalas but stuffed animal Koalas. Before we are put on the shelf, we are given vigorous training to be the best spy in the entirety of Australia. And if we are lucky, we get taken to other countries. I sat on the shelf for three months, seeing people walk in and out, without giving a glance at me. I sat next to a very grumpy koala. Her name is Gwendoline Puth. She isn't much of a talker, but I chat my day to her anyway. So, we're sorta besties at this point (though she fails to admit it). When one day, a man in his thirties walked in. He whispered something to the shopkeeper and Mr Guy (the shopkeeper) led him to our shelf. This is how their conversation went.-
Man - Are these good quality?
(from his accent, he seemed Indian)
Mr Guy - Of course sir, the best quality of the outback! You'll find nothing better anywhere else.
The man took Gwen and examined her.
Man - A bit pricy but good enough. I'll take two.
Mr Guy nodded and guess who he took? ME!
That's it for the first edit of my Koala Kronicle
See you in the next entry!
Awesome! But how did you sneak into N's laptop?
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