MR JOLLYMAN GARY
Remember back in the olden days? There was once a mongoose who had to go to the toilet very badly right after he sneaked into a school. Unluckily for him, the students saw him and began crowding around him, and he had to run away. Even more unluckily, hell broke loose when he began running, and the entire shabang drew a very messy brown line down the corridor. That became a story on this very blog, and the mongoose became quite famous. Remember when I told you you wouldn't see many woodland critters roaming our halls? Throw that piece of information out the window 'cause our school had another quite unwelcome guest. And his name is Mr Jollyman Gary. To be fair, that isn't his real name, I just made it up on the spot, but it sounds very funny so I'll stick with it. Back to the story. It was the end of the lunch break, and the Robins had just split up to go to their now separate classes. I sat down on my seat when, almost immediately, I hear screams from our neighbouring...
