Dreams

Dreams are great things. For the most part. As long as they STAY as dreams. 

Because nightmares are a whole other story, we do NOT wanna do right now.

My dreams are pretty weird. Like, remember Al? My best friend? Well, I once dreamed that in a fancy restaurant, a huge owl (sorta like the Duolingo one, but brown) served me her, as a soup or something. They served MY BEST FRIEND AS A SOUP! And in the dream, it was utterly and perfectly normal!

Only when I wake up did I realise how messed up that was.

Most people dream of school. I dream of world domination. 

I've had TWO dreams regarding world domination. And both of them had Ally the Alien. 

We call Ally the Alien because she's a bit weird (ironic, I know, we all are). I came up with it in sixth grade and it sorta stuck. So in the dream, Ally's bottom half turned into a UFO and she was wearing sunglasses with those dangly hair band alien thingies. So yeah, she arrived with her alien squad to take over the world.

I was watching all this happening when I yelled out - "Nooo! Ally! You betrayed us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And she was like - "Muahahahahahahahahaaa! I played you all for fools! Now we aliens control Earth!! "

Guppy, Ally's best friend, was standing next to me, watching with no expression whatsoever. 

Continuing the maniacal laugh, Ally ate her...whole.

Wait for it - it gets worse -

When Ally tries opening her mouth again, her voice is being interrupted by Guppy's cries for help. And as malicious as that sounds, it was sorta funny. 

The next dream was about me!

Remember the Quadrangle in school? If you don't look at the mongoose story - I'm too lazy to explain it again. I sometimes stand in front of it and pretend I rule the world. And my political system is called the NILARCHY. Where everyone has to do what I say. 

In this particular dream, the Nilarchy came to life and I was living in a huge magnificent castle. And my best friend Al was my advisor/prime minister. We had a conversation that went something like this.

Me - I wanna blow something up.

Al - What exactly...

Me - Panda Land!

That was it. Panda Land was where my friend Panda ruled. So obviously I had to take over the place. My goal was world domination after all.

So I went to the HUGE gate that blocked me from Panda land. Where my friend Mimi was standing. 

Our conversation went something like this-

Me: Let me in

Mimi: What? No!
Me: Lemme in or I blow the place up!

Mimi-'Kay fine

I went in and rode into the castle. 

Panda was sitting on the throne drawing or listening to music - I don't remember.

Me: I'm taking over this place!

Panda(with a shrug): 'kay.

I threw her in the dungeon, which was fine by her and she went on drawing or listening to music or whatever. I hired Mimi to be my explosives advisor. And everything was good. Until Ally came again. 

She was wearing the same ridiculous outfit but this time - she was riding on a humongous shark. 

And it turned out - the shark was Guppy.

Ally: I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

And then I signalled Mimi to blow Guppy up. There was a reason Mimi was in charge of explosives. Which she was not happy about when I told her about it. It's not MY fault, Sharks are dangerous. 

Then I used my army (which came out of nowhere I think) to kidnap Ally and I spoon fed her paneer. Which would've been a nice thing to do for a friend if she didn't despise it.

I dunno why dreams almost always have something to do with Aliens and world domination or for some reason Guppy having an increasingly disturbing gruesome deaths...but they are entertaining!

I'm sort of glad my dreams aren't boring. They make quite interesting stories, or in this case - blog posts!

FROM YOUR FOREVER DREAMER

N.M SIRIUS

SIRIUS OUT!